105 - don’t get caught
Pete left his laptop (which he refers to as his Molling Machine) open one night. This was the result:
Knew you would like to hear something about yourself. I have blanked out the name to protect the girl’s identity. She also sent me the emails you wrote her. I wish I could send them too, but i respect her privacy. You are a sicko. I also can’t believe you use a template. What a shallow loser!
I would start to think about your behaviour if I was you, or you it WILL bite you in the arse - very soon.
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Hello,
I am emailing you as I was very recently seeing a guy who I suspect is a complete player - Peter XXXXXX. I think you may have been seeing him too? I am wondering if I can trust my instincts or not, and for peace of mind I would be very interested to hear your experiences.
If you haven’t been out with him, or don’t want to talk about it, I will take my embarassed self away and won’t bother you again. If you have and are happy to share you experiences with someone who just got totally burned, I look forward to hearing from you.
Sally
Hey Sally,
Thanks for writing…
I met with Peter 3 times. Yes, he is evil lol.
Trust your gut and instincts. I had a gut feeling the first time but gave him the benefit of the doubt. I shouldn’t have.
How many times did you see him etc… and how were you burned? I ended up walking out (and alas never heard from him again). I think he got the picture!
Are all guys on rsvp the same ARGH????? Have you been on for long?
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It must be love!
Lermontov
At least she didn’t say, “P.S. I would visit your doctor if I were you, I’m pretty sure I caught something from him…”
Comment by Blackbird — November 19, 2009 @ 10:18 am
Lol @ blackbird!
Having read his emails you posted, it’s hard to imagine anyone dumb enough not to have a pretty good idea of what they are getting into. But then I suppose if there wasn’t then there would be no point in him doing it.
Oh and a template just seems efficient to me, hard to imagine a template making you a sicko.
Comment by Nautilus — November 19, 2009 @ 10:28 am
Blackbird I would have thought the same thing. Doctor visit in order.
Comment by Ros — November 19, 2009 @ 10:55 am
Pete needs a big box of condoms nailed in front of his bedroom, something like you see when you’re visiting someone in the hospital and have to gown up before entering the room.
Comment by dsl64 — November 19, 2009 @ 1:39 pm
Templates save keystrokes and well thought out messages that sleazebags have to come up with!
Comment by dsl64 — November 19, 2009 @ 1:41 pm
BB - well I just edited that part out - I didn’t want to put any of you ladies off Pete!
Naut - that is the beauty of those emails - they are self selecting. Only the dumb reply!
Ros - I wouldn’t have thought that Sally could catch it twice!!!
D - Pete is a very efficient sleazebag - lessens his carbo footprint - cause he cares about stuff like that!
Comment by Lermontov — November 19, 2009 @ 5:44 pm
giggle no stupid is the man that used his work lotus notes calender to also hold his personal dating material (but not using the private setting on it so it was open to everyone (international offices included)
So when little Tommy got an sms message from a girl (named T removing names should you ever bump into these people) he carefully replied back that he was visiting his mother that night. (N the forces of good or in case of Tommy’s sake evil came into play)looked at his account to see who he was actually seeing phoned T to tell her so she could flick back the bullshit and I’m walking message
don’t you love the digital age it brings everyone so much closer
Comment by Fake Brunette — November 19, 2009 @ 6:38 pm
FB - I think that it just accelerates all things. It makes it easier to hook up, chat, get CAUGHT etc!
It is tough as a guy!
Comment by Lermontov — November 19, 2009 @ 6:56 pm
PS: I’d love a work *cough* calendar out of Lem’s diary for Christmas! For giggles on my down days.
Comment by dsl64 — November 19, 2009 @ 10:15 pm
I’m not sure what you mean, D.
Comment by Lermontov — November 19, 2009 @ 11:17 pm
In case you slip up like the man in FB’s example above, Lem.
Comment by dsl64 — November 19, 2009 @ 11:23 pm
I never slip up D
Comment by Lermontov — November 19, 2009 @ 11:26 pm
Slick!
Comment by dsl64 — November 19, 2009 @ 11:49 pm
The template is brilliant.
How did girl one find girl two? Looks like Pete escaped from a possible stalker. Good for him.
Comment by LIZARDO — November 19, 2009 @ 11:55 pm
You did slip up one time and had two chicks show up to your door, or hotel room, at the same time, do you remember? They cursed you out and you ended up being alone (I think.).
Comment by dsl64 — November 19, 2009 @ 11:55 pm
HAHAHA!
That’s the price you pay for having to many chicks lined up.
Comment by Evilfury — November 20, 2009 @ 2:34 am
Evil’s in he eye of the beholder. Whether she was dumb enough or not, it sounds like she fell for the poor fool’s “charm”. Even still, it’s hard to imagine someone not catching on.
Having been on a dating site, I can say that many people use templates. I received messages on several occasions from the same guy with the exact same message. It was just so moronic.
Comment by Alianna — November 27, 2009 @ 6:13 am